==== Lagunitas Maximus ====
=== Brewer ===
[[http://www.lagunitas.com/beers/maximus.html|Lagunitas Brewing Company]]
=== price ===
$7/6-pack from Lucky
=== measurements ===
7.5% alcohol, 1.080 original gravity; 72.41 IBU per bottle stats
=== sampling date ===
poured Spring 2002
=== Style ===
India Pale Ale
=== Appearance ===
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=== Aroma ===
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=== Taste ===
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=== Sidebar Comments ===
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