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Date: Tue, 6 Nov 2001 08:51:56 -0800 (PST)
From: ting@monkeybiz.Stanford.EDU
Message-Id: <200111061651.IAA18084@monkeybiz.Stanford.EDU>
To: pals@funfolks.net
Subject: HUMOR: Words of Wisdom

Birds of a feather flock together and then shit on your car. 

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.
For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't
hurt. 

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run
to the end of his chain and gag himself. 

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. 

Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain. 

A penny saved is a government oversight. 

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the
right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting
moment. 

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your
body and your fat are really good friends. 

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement. 

He who hesitates is probably right. 

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's
really in trouble. 

The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth! 

The difference between ass-kissing and brown-nosing is depth perception.