Mailing-List: contact pals-help@mlm.funfolks.net; run by ezmlm Delivered-To: mailing list pals@mlm.funfolks.net Received: (qmail 31471 invoked from network); 14 Feb 2002 00:00:59 -0000 Received: from unknown (HELO pt01.futurequest.net) (63.151.147.170) by taz.futurequest.net (63.151.147.100) with SMTP; 14 Feb 2002 00:00:59 -0000 Received: (qmail 7531 invoked by uid 39156); 13 Feb 2002 23:58:38 -0000 Delivered-To: xfunfolks-pals@funfolks.com Received: (qmail 7506 invoked from network); 13 Feb 2002 23:58:37 -0000 Received: from web20207.mail.yahoo.com (216.136.226.62) by pt01.futurequest.net (63.151.147.170) with SMTP; 13 Feb 2002 23:58:37 -0000 Message-ID: <20020214000032.94844.qmail@web20207.mail.yahoo.com> Received: from [38.168.9.2] by web20207.mail.yahoo.com via HTTP; Wed, 13 Feb 2002 16:00:32 PST Date: Wed, 13 Feb 2002 16:00:32 -0800 (PST) From: Jeffrey Shaw Subject: Fwd: FW: PARDON MY PUN To: jeffdshaw@hotmail.com MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="0-78864196-1013644832=:94651" --0-78864196-1013644832=:94651 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii > Pardon my pun...................... > > > > Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery. > > > > Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. > > > > A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. > > > > A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. > > > > My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time. > > > > Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. > > > > Practice safe eating - always use condiments. > > > > I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way. > > > > A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean a mother. > > > > Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. > > > > If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality >comes > > from morons? > > > > A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. > > > > Marriage is the mourning after the knot before. > > > > A hangover is the wrath of grapes. > > > > Corduroy pillows are making headlines. > > > > Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome? > > > > Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. > > > > Sea captains don't like crew cuts. > > > > Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? > > > > A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter. > > > > Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. > > > > A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. > > > > Without geometry, life is pointless. > > > > When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination. > > > > Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red. > > > > When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I > > _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp. --------------------------------- Do You Yahoo!? Send FREE Valentine eCards with Yahoo! Greetings! --0-78864196-1013644832=:94651 Content-Type: text/html; charset=us-ascii

> Pardon my pun......................
> >
> > Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
> >
> > Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
> >
> > A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
> >
> > A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
> >
> > My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
> >
> > Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
> >
> > Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
> >
> > I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.
> >
> > A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean a mother.
> >
> > Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
> >
> > If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality
>comes
> > from morons?
> >
> > A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
> >
> > Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
> >
> > A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
> >
> > Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
> >
> > Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
> >
> > Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
> >
> > Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
> >
> > Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
> >
> > A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
> >
> > Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
> >
> > A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
> >
> > Without geometry, life is pointless.
> >
> > When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
> >
> > Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
> >
> > When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I
> >

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