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Date: Mon, 21 May 2001 12:16:44 -0700
From: David Dyson <dave@Barra.COM>
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Subject: FWD: bill gates humor
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 > Bill Gates arrives at the pearlies......
 >
 >         "Well, Bill," said God, I'm really confused on this one.
 > I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell!  After
 > all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer
 > in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that
 > ghastly Windows.  I'm going to do something I've never done
 > before.  I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"
 >
 >         Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, God.  What's the
 > difference between the two?"
 >
 >         God said, "You can take a peek at both places briefly
 > if it will help you decide.  Shall we look at hell first?"
 >
 >         "Sure!" said Bill, "Let's go!"
 >
 >         Bill was amazed!  He saw a clean, white sandy beach
 > with clear waters.  There were thousands of beautiful women
 > running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking
 > about.  The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect!
 >
 >         Bill said, "This is great!  If this is Hell, I can't wait to
see
 > Heaven!"
 >
 >         To which God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went.
 >
 >         Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky
 > with angels drifting about playing harps and singing.  It was
 > nice, but surely not as enticing as hell.  Mr. Gates thought
 > for only a brief moment and rendered his decision.  "God, I
 > do believe I would like to go to Hell."
 >
 >         "As you desire," said God.
 >
 >         Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the
 > late billionaire to see how things were going.  He found
 > Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amoungst the hot
 > flames in a dark cave.  He was being burned and tortured
 > by demons.  "How ya doin', Bill?" asked God.
 >
 >         Bill responded with anguish and despair, "This is
 > awful!  This is not what I expected at all!  What happened
 > to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the
 > water?"
 >
 >         "OH THAT!"  said God, "THAT WAS THE SCREEN SAVER!"
 >
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