Mailing-List: contact pals-help@mlm.funfolks.net; run by ezmlm Delivered-To: mailing list pals@mlm.funfolks.net Received: (qmail 7847 invoked by uid 39156); 20 Jul 2001 23:39:33 -0000 Delivered-To: xfunfolks-pals@funfolks.com Received: (qmail 7842 invoked from network); 20 Jul 2001 23:39:32 -0000 Received: from unknown (HELO hotmail.com) (216.33.237.144) by taz.futurequest.net with SMTP; 20 Jul 2001 23:39:32 -0000 Received: from mail pickup service by hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC; Fri, 20 Jul 2001 16:39:12 -0700 Received: from 38.168.9.2 by lw7fd.law7.hotmail.msn.com with HTTP; Fri, 20 Jul 2001 23:39:04 GMT X-Originating-IP: [38.168.9.2] From: "Jeff Shaw" To: pals@funfolks.com, abornschlegel@hotmail.com, lnp0@visto.com, donita64@yahoo.com, carnegiecairns@attglobal.net, jscordero@earthlink.net, RLampkins@aol.com, mjmtrein@earthlink.net, kshand@netfeed.com, JandZChin@aol.com, HugoPatino@aol.com, dalenpat@msn.com, SznnShw@aol.com, THHED@email.msn.com, Mike_Stokman@asat.com, sunny9108@yahoo.com, Lisab130@aol.com, Nhpilot329@aol.com, Mary.McKenzie@gcccd.net, kmohan@axarosenberg.com, szamilny@aol.com, viviennehsu@home.com, matthews@mips.com, alvespaints@hotmail.com, kelideb267@aol.com, nicco_j@msn.com, chliu98@yahoo.com, latondre@yahoo.com, chrisl@fqw.com, maierphil@hotmail.com, jeffrey.Laroche@barra.com, millie99@pacbell.net, ram9698@yahoo.com, dmisra90@hotmail.com, bmurphy1@pacbell.net, ReedThomasH@msn.com, sherri.roberson@BARRA.com, smithmula@home.com, carl.taplin@eds.com, svandorn@po.santaclara.org, vyalaman@cisco.com, dzehnder@epsys.com, arunv23@yahoo.com, seafarer123@aol.com, taznthor@aol.com, leyna76@speakeasy.org, canonbal@best.com, j.patrick.mahoney@worldnet.att.net, andreavernetti@earthlink.net, redhead5@uswest.net Subject: Fwd: FW: Alcohol Consumption -- FDA Warnings... Date: Fri, 20 Jul 2001 16:39:04 -0700 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed Message-ID: X-OriginalArrivalTime: 20 Jul 2001 23:39:12.0011 (UTC) FILETIME=[2DC97DB0:01C11175] Warning! I'm going out w/ Mahoney tonite.... >Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer Brewers >have >accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be >placed >immediately on all beer containers: > >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the >hell >happened to your bra. > >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are >whispering >when you are not. > >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an >idiot. > >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends >over >and over again that you love them. > >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. > >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that >ex-lovers >are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. > >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically >converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. > >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical >Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked. > >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the >morning and see something really scary. > >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable >rug >burns on the forehead/knees. > >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are >tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. > >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are >invisible. > >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are >laughing WITH you. > >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the >time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally >disappear. > _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp