Mailing-List: contact pals-help@mlm.funfolks.net; run by ezmlm Delivered-To: mailing list pals@mlm.funfolks.net Received: (qmail 15028 invoked by uid 39156); 1 Aug 2001 17:14:33 -0000 Delivered-To: xfunfolks-pals@funfolks.com Received: (qmail 15023 invoked from network); 1 Aug 2001 17:14:33 -0000 Received: from unknown (HELO hotmail.com) (216.33.237.102) by taz.futurequest.net with SMTP; 1 Aug 2001 17:14:33 -0000 Received: from mail pickup service by hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC; Wed, 1 Aug 2001 10:14:36 -0700 Received: from 38.168.9.2 by lw7fd.law7.hotmail.msn.com with HTTP; Wed, 01 Aug 2001 17:14:36 GMT X-Originating-IP: [38.168.9.2] From: "Jeff Shaw" To: pals@funfolks.com, kelideb267@aol.com, chliu98@yahoo.com, latondre@yahoo.com, chrisl@fqw.com, jeffrey.Laroche@barra.com, bmurphy1@pacbell.net, sherri.roberson@BARRA.com, carl.taplin@eds.com, svandorn@po.santaclara.org, vyalaman@cisco.com, arunv23@yahoo.com, leyna76@speakeasy.org, canonbal@best.com, SznnShw@aol.com, carnegiecairns@attglobal.net, abornschlegel@hotmail.com, andreavernetti@earthlink.net, seafarer123@aol.com, dalenpat@msn.com, dzehnder@epsys.com, alvespaints@hotmail.com, dmisra90@hotmail.com, donita64@yahoo.com, EShaw10542@aol.com, HugoPatino@aol.com, JandZChin@aol.com, jscordero@earthlink.net, smithmula@home.com, matthews@mips.com, kmohan@axarosenberg.com, kshand@netfeed.com, lcarlisleofcoreoutdoor@yahoo.com, Lisab130@aol.com, redhead5@uswest.net, lnp0@visto.com, millie99@pacbell.net, Mary.McKenzie@gcccd.net, mjmtrein@earthlink.net, Mike_Stokman@asat.com, mlthorn@earthlink.net, Nhpilot329@aol.com, j.patrick.mahoney@worldnet.att.net, maierphil@hotmail.com, ram9698@yahoo.com, Taznthor@aol.com, sunny9108@yahoo.com, szamilny@aol.com, THHED@email.msn.com, viviennehsu@home.com Subject: Fwd: How Many Republicans Does It Take to Screw in a Light Bulb? Date: Wed, 01 Aug 2001 10:14:36 -0700 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed Message-ID: X-OriginalArrivalTime: 01 Aug 2001 17:14:36.0860 (UTC) FILETIME=[70E1DFC0:01C11AAD] >How Many Republicans Does It Take to Screw in a Light Bulb? > >Four hundred and seventy one: > >12 to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb, 23 >to deregulate the light bulb industry, 16 to cut funding for alternative >lighting R&D, 34 to cut the marginal tax rate on high-wattage light bulbs, >9 to threaten trade sanctions if Germany and Japan don't start buying more 110-volt bulbs, >53 to design a block grant so the states can change the bulb, 41 to chat >with defense contractors about equipping everyone in the building with night-vision gear instead, and >283 to pass a law making it illegal to discuss naked bulbs, or screwing anything, on the Internet _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp