Mailing-List: contact pals-help@mlm.funfolks.net; run by ezmlm Delivered-To: mailing list pals@mlm.funfolks.net Received: (qmail 17764 invoked by uid 39156); 14 Sep 2001 16:04:26 -0000 Delivered-To: xfunfolks-pals@funfolks.com Received: (qmail 17752 invoked from network); 14 Sep 2001 16:04:25 -0000 Received: from unknown (HELO hotmail.com) (216.33.237.53) by taz.futurequest.net with SMTP; 14 Sep 2001 16:04:25 -0000 Received: from mail pickup service by hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC; Fri, 14 Sep 2001 09:03:54 -0700 Received: from 38.168.9.2 by lw7fd.law7.hotmail.msn.com with HTTP; Fri, 14 Sep 2001 16:03:49 GMT X-Originating-IP: [38.168.9.2] From: "Jeff Shaw" To: abornschlegel@hotmail.com, andreavernetti@earthlink.net, arunv23@yahoo.com, seafarer123@aol.com, kelideb267@aol.com, briangriset@hotmail.com, bmurphy1@pacbell.net, carl.taplin@eds.com, chrisl@fqw.com, chliu98@yahoo.com, Cyndi_Taplin@hollandhome.org, dalenpat@msn.com, daniel@avs.dk, dzehnder@epsys.com, alvespaints@hotmail.com, dmisra90@hotmail.com, EShaw10542@aol.com, HugoPatino@aol.com, jeffrey.Laroche@barra.com, jennlamers@hotmail.com, jscordero@earthlink.net, pals@funfolks.com, smithmula@home.com, kmohan@axarosenberg.com, kshand@netfeed.com, lcarlisleofcoreoutdoor@yahoo.com, Lisab130@aol.com, redhead5@uswest.net, lnp0@visto.com, millie99@pacbell.net, seifertmanja@yahoo.com, latondre@yahoo.com, Mary.McKenzie@gcccd.net, mjmtrein@earthlink.net, Mike_Stokman@asat.com, monach00@hotmail.com, j.patrick.mahoney@worldnet.att.net, maierphil@hotmail.com, ram9698@yahoo.com, RLampkins@aol.com, Taznthor@aol.com, sherri.roberson@BARRA.com, svandorn@po.santaclara.org, frixione@WellsFargo.COM, sunny9108@yahoo.com, seshaw@peoplepc.com, szamilny@aol.com, THHED@email.msn.com, vyalaman@cisco.com, viviennehsu@home.com Bcc: Subject: Fwd: FW: Life when you get older Date: Fri, 14 Sep 2001 09:03:49 -0700 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed Message-ID: X-OriginalArrivalTime: 14 Sep 2001 16:03:54.0819 (UTC) FILETIME=[DA9AC930:01C13D36] Could anyone use a joke? Subject: Fw: Life when you get older-cute An 80 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, Take this jar home and bring me back a semen sample tomorrow The next day, the 80-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained, Well,doc, it's like this... First, I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called Earleen, the lady next door. She tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeez'n it between her knees, but still nothing. The doctor was shocked! You asked your neighbor? The old man replied, Yep, but no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open! _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp