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Date: Fri, 05 Oct 2001 12:38:52 -0700
From: David Dyson <dave@Barra.COM>
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Subject: the bin laden solution
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> THE BIN LADEN SOLUTION
>
> Killing him will only create a martyr.  Holding him
> prisoner will inspire comrades to take hostages to
> demand his release.
>
> Therefore, we should do neither.
>
> Let the special forces, seals, or whoever covertly
> capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital, and
> have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex
> change operation.  Then we return her to Afghanistan
> to live as a woman under the Taliban.
>
>

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<pre>THE BIN LADEN SOLUTION

Killing him will only create a martyr.&nbsp; Holding him
prisoner will inspire comrades to take hostages to
demand his release.

Therefore, we should do neither.

Let the special forces, seals, or whoever covertly
capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital, and
have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex
change operation.&nbsp; Then we return her to Afghanistan
to live as a woman under the Taliban.

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