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Date: Wed, 24 Jan 2001 19:42:15 -0800
From: David Dyson <dave@Barra.COM>
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Subject: words of wisdom
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 > > > Words of Wisdom
 > > > > >
 > > > > > Love is grand;
 > > > > > divorce is a hundred grand.
 > > > > >
 > > > > > I am in shape.
 > > > > > Round is a shape.
 > > > > >
 > > > > > Never be afraid to try something new.
 > > > > > Remember, amateurs built the ark.
 > > > > > Professionals built the Titanic.
 > > > > >
 > > > > > Conscience is what hurts when everything
 > > > > > else feels so good.
 > > > > >
 > > > > > Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
 > > > > >
 > > > > > Even if you are on the right track, you'll
 > > > > > get run over if you just sit there.
 > > > > >
 > > > > > Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
 > > > > > They should both be changed regularly and for the same
reason.
 > > > > >
 > > > > > An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world.
 > > > > > A pessimist fears that this is true.
 > > > > >
 > > > > > There will always be death and taxes;
 > > > > > however, death doesn't get worse every year.
 > > > > >
 > > > > > In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
 > > > > >
 > > > > > I am a nutritional overachiever.
 > > > > >
 > > > > > I am having an out of money experience.
 > > > > >
 > > > > > I plan on living forever.
 > > > > > So far, so good.
 > > > > >
 > > > > > Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
 > > > > >
 > > > > > A day without sunshine is like night.
 > > > > >
 > > > > > If marriage were outlawed,
 > > > > > only outlaws would have in-laws.
 > > > > >
 > > > > > It's frustrating when you know all the answers,
 > > > > > but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
 > > > > >
 > > > > > The real art of conversation is not only to say the right
thing
 at
 > the
 > > > > > right
 > > > > > time,
 > > > > > but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting
moment.
 > > > > >
 > > > > > Brain cells come and brain cells go,
 > > > > > but fat cells live forever.
 > > > > >
 > > > > > Age doesn't always bring wisdom.
 > > > > > Sometimes age comes alone.
 > > > > >
 > > > > >
 > > > > > Life not only begins at forty,
 > > > > > it also begins to show.
 > > > > >
 > > > > > And this one is the real truth, so pay attention:
 > > > > >
 > > > > > You don't stop laughing because you grow old,
 > > > > > you grow old because you stopped laughing. >>