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Date: Fri, 16 Feb 2001 12:22:11 -0800
From: David Dyson <dave@Barra.COM>
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Subject: Long Island Limericks
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> >  This is from a contest on Long Island.  The
> >  requirements were to use the two words
> >  Lewinsky and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in
> >  a limerick.
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> >  Here are the three winners:
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> >  Third place:
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> >  There once was a gal named Lewinsky
> >  Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
> >  'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
> >  On this flute made of beef
> >  That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
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> >  Second place:
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> >  Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
> >  We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
> >  Since you look such a mess,
> >  Use the hem of your dress
> >  And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.
> >
> >  And the winning entry:
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> >  Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
> >  What Kaczynski must surely have known:
> >  That an intern is better
> >  Than a bomb in a letter
> >  Given the choice of how to be blown.
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