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Subject: Fwd: HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
Date: Mon, 26 Mar 2001 08:45:57 -0800
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>1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a
> > LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
> >
> > 2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
> >
> > 3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He
> > INVESTIGATES
> > ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
> >
> > 4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
> >
> >
> > 5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers
> > GENERATIONALLY
> >  DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
> >
> > 6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK -He becomes
> >  ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
> >
> > 7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a
> > case of
> > RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
> >
> > 8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE
> > EMPATHY.
> >
> > 9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is
> > MONOGAMOUSLY
> >  CHALLENGED....
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