Mailing-List: contact pals-help@mlm.funfolks.net; run by ezmlm Delivered-To: mailing list pals@mlm.funfolks.net Received: (qmail 745 invoked by uid 39156); 5 Apr 2001 04:11:08 -0000 Delivered-To: xfunfolks-pals@funfolks.com Received: (qmail 738 invoked from network); 5 Apr 2001 04:11:07 -0000 Received: from unknown (HELO hotmail.com) (216.33.237.174) by taz.futurequest.net with SMTP; 5 Apr 2001 04:11:07 -0000 Received: from mail pickup service by hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC; Wed, 4 Apr 2001 21:15:56 -0700 Received: from 63.28.67.98 by lw7fd.law7.hotmail.msn.com with HTTP; Thu, 05 Apr 2001 04:15:55 GMT X-Originating-IP: [63.28.67.98] From: "Jeff Shaw" To: louise94115@yahoo.com, pals@funfolks.com, abornschlegel@hotmail.com, lnp0@visto.com, donita64@yahoo.com, mlthorn@earthlink.net, carnegiecairns@attglobal.net, jscordero@earthlink.net, RLampkins@aol.com, mjmtrein@earthlink.net, HugoPatino@aol.com, dalenpat@msn.com, SznnShw@aol.com, sunny9108@yahoo.com, Lisab130@aol.com, Nhpilot329@aol.com, Mary.McKenzie@gcccd.net, kmohan@axarosenberg.com, szamilny@aol.com, viviennehsu@home.com, matthews@mips.com, alvespaints@hotmail.com, kelideb267@aol.com, nicco_j@msn.com, chliu98@yahoo.com, latondre@yahoo.com, chrisl@fqw.com, maierphil@hotmail.com, jeffrey.Laroche@barra.com, millie99@pacbell.net, ram9698@yahoo.com, dmisra90@hotmail.com, bmurphy1@pacbell.net, ReedThomasH@msn.com, sherri.roberson@BARRA.com, EShaw10542@aol.com, smithmula@home.com, carl.taplin@eds.com, svandorn@po.santaclara.org, vyalaman@cisco.com, dzehnder@epsys.com, arunv23@yahoo.com, seafarer123@aol.com, taznthor@aol.com, leyna76@speakeasy.org, canonbal@best.com, j.patrick.mahoney@worldnet.att.net, andreavernetti@earthlink.net Subject: Fwd: [Fwd: Young Love & a Glimpse of the Future] Date: Wed, 04 Apr 2001 21:15:55 -0700 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed Message-ID: X-OriginalArrivalTime: 05 Apr 2001 04:15:56.0677 (UTC) FILETIME=[1CBD3350:01C0BD87] This couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out into town and party with his old buddies, so he says to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back..." "Where are you going Coochy Cooh...?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer." The wife says to him, "You want a beer my love?" Then she opens the door to the refrigerator and shows him 25 different kinds of beer, with brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, Australia and others! The husband doesn't know what to do, and the only thing that he can think of saying is, "Yes, Honey Pie...but the bar you know...the frozen glass..." He didn't get to finish the sentence, when the wife interrupts him by saying,"You want a frozen glass Puppy Face?" She takes a mug out of the freezer so frozen that she was getting chills holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, says, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long I'll be right back. I promise. OK?" "You want hors d'oeuvres Pookie Pooh?" She opens the oven and takes out 15 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in a blanket, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc. "But Sweetie, Honey...at the bar...you know...the swearing, the dirty words and all that. .." "You want dirty words Cutie Pie?..HERE, DRINK YOUR FUCKING BEER IN YOUR FROZEN FUCKING MUG AND EAT YOUR FUCKING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT ASSHOLE?!!" _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com