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Date: Fri, 13 Apr 2001 10:17:03 -0700 (PDT)
From: ting@monkeybiz.Stanford.EDU
Message-Id: <200104131717.KAA29506@monkeybiz.Stanford.EDU>
To: pals@funfolks.net
Subject: FWD: George Bush's After Life...

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One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack
and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil
is awaiting for him. "I don't know what to do here,"
says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no
room for you. I've got a couple folks here who weren't
quite as bad as you.  I'll let one of them go, but
you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU
decide who leaves."

Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil
opened the first door.  In the room was Richard
Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in
and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over.
Such was his fate in hell. 

"No." George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a
good swimmer and I don't think I could do that
all day long."

The devil led him to the next room. In it was
Newt Gingrich with a sledge hammer and a room
full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer,
time after time after time. 

"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I
would be in constant agony if all I could do
was break rocks all day," commented George.

The devil opened the third door. In it, Bush
saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his
arms staked over his head, and his legs staked
in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was
Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Bush took this in disbelief and finally said,
"Yea, I can handle this." 

The devil smiled and said, "Ok Monica,
you're free to go."

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