Mailing-List: contact pals-help@mlm.funfolks.net; run by ezmlm Delivered-To: mailing list pals@mlm.funfolks.net Received: (qmail 29671 invoked by uid 39156); 15 Apr 2001 00:32:10 -0000 Delivered-To: xfunfolks-pals@funfolks.com Received: (qmail 29666 invoked from network); 15 Apr 2001 00:32:10 -0000 Received: from unknown (HELO hotmail.com) (216.33.237.184) by taz.futurequest.net with SMTP; 15 Apr 2001 00:32:10 -0000 Received: from mail pickup service by hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC; Sat, 14 Apr 2001 17:37:21 -0700 Received: from 165.247.203.153 by lw7fd.law7.hotmail.msn.com with HTTP; Sun, 15 Apr 2001 00:37:20 GMT X-Originating-IP: [165.247.203.153] From: "Jeff Shaw" To: jennifer_ladner@hp.com, louise94115@yahoo.com, pals@funfolks.com, abornschlegel@hotmail.com, lnp0@visto.com, donita64@yahoo.com, mlthorn@earthlink.net, carnegiecairns@attglobal.net, jscordero@earthlink.net, RLampkins@aol.com, SznnShw@aosunny9108@yahoo.com, Lisab130@aol.com, Nhpilot329@aol.com, Mary.McKenzie@gcccd.net, kmohan@axarosenberg.com, szamilny@aol.com, viviennehsu@home.com, matthews@mips.com, alvespaints@hotmail.com, kelideb267@aol.com, nicco_j@msn.com, chliu98@yahoo.com, latondre@yahoo.com, chrisl@fqw.com, maierphil@hotmail.com, jeffrey.Laroche@barra.com, millie99@pacbell.net, ram9698@yahoo.com, dmisra90@hotmail.com, bmurphy1@pacbell.net, ReedThomasH@msn.com, sherri.roberson@BARRA.com, EShaw10542@aol.com, smithmula@home.com, carl.taplin@eds.com, svandorn@po.santaclara.org, vyalaman@cisco.com, dzehnder@epsys.com, arunv23@yahoo.com, seafarer123@aol.com, taznthor@aol.com, leyna76@speakeasy.org, canonbal@best.com, j.patrick.mahoney@worldnet.att.net, andreavernetti@earthlink.net Subject: Fwd: Assumptions Date: Sat, 14 Apr 2001 17:37:20 -0700 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="----=_NextPart_000_50c_dc_55ab" Message-ID: X-OriginalArrivalTime: 15 Apr 2001 00:37:21.0104 (UTC) FILETIME=[3B611500:01C0C544] This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_50c_dc_55ab Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed Subject: stevie and tiger >Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Woods turns to Wonder and >asks, "How's your singing career going?" > >Stevie Wonder replies, "Not too bad. How's the golf?" > >Woods replies, "Not too bad. I've had some problems with my swing but I >think I've got that right now." > >Stevie Wonder says, "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to >stop playing for a while and not think of it. Then the next time I play, >it seems to be all right." > >Tiger Woods asks, "You play golf?' > >Stevie Wonder says, "Oh yes, I've been playing for years." > >And Woods says, "But you're blind. How can you play golf if you're blind?" > >Wonder replies, "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and >call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards >him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves towards the >green or further down the fairway, and again I play the ball towards his >voice." > >"But, how do you putt?" asks Woods. > >"Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down and call to me with his >head on the ground and again, I just play the ball towards his voice." > >"What's your handicap?" asks Woods. > >"I'm a scratch golfer." answers Stevie. > >Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, "We have to play a round sometime." > >Wonder replies, "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for >money and never less than $10,000 a hole." > >Woods thinks about it and says, "OK. I'm game for that. When do you want >to play?" > >Stevie says, "Pick a night." _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com ------=_NextPart_000_50c_dc_55ab Content-Type: message/rfc822 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Disposition: inline Received: from imo-m03.mx.aol.com (imo-m03.mx.aol.com [64.12.136.6]) by toadie.netfeed.com (8.9.1b+Sun/8.8.5) with ESMTP id KAA17951 for ; Thu, 12 Apr 2001 10:00:52 -0700 (PDT) From: JShand6969@aol.com Received: from JShand6969@aol.com by imo-m03.mx.aol.com (mail_out_v29.14.) id x.fd.4afeb7a (4445); Thu, 12 Apr 2001 12:59:18 -0400 (EDT) Message-ID: Date: Thu, 12 Apr 2001 12:59:18 EDT Subject: Assumptions To: rbill@thegrid.net, jbdbara@cncnet.com, Cmyloans@aol.com, gypsy@mpinet.net, maf@cbsnews.com, alpenglo@earthlink.net, JHoward0718@aol.com, FJack1000@aol.com, RAJCSJ@aol.com, PeterK@handmadebows.com, RiKruze@aol.com, clechner@wellbridge.com, millard@wanet.com.au, Sals2@aol.com, bplamondon@ameritech.net, kshand@netfeed.com, TXJimS@aol.com, thepeergroup@hotmail.com, WCSMIFF@aol.com, Billy3666@aol.com, MWillis143@aol.com MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Disposition: Inline X-Mailer: AOL 6.0 for Windows US sub 10513 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="part1_fd.4afeb7a.280738e6_boundary" X-Mozilla-Status2: 00000000 --part1_fd.4afeb7a.280738e6_boundary Content-Type: text/plain; charset="ISO-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable For the golfers and the rest of us........... Subject:=A0 stevie and tiger > Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar.=A0 Woods turns to Wonder and > asks, "How's your singing career going?" > > Stevie Wonder replies, "Not too bad.=A0 How's the golf?" > > Woods replies, "Not too bad.=A0 I've had some problems with my swing but I > think I've got that right now." > > Stevie Wonder says, "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need > to stop playing for a while and not think of it.=A0 Then the next time I > play, > it seems to be all right." > > Tiger Woods asks, "You play golf?' > > Stevie Wonder says, "Oh yes, I've been playing for years." > > And Woods says, "But you're blind.=A0 How can you play golf if you're > blind?" > > Wonder replies, "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway > and call to me.=A0 I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball > towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves > towards > the green or further down the fairway, and again I play the ball towards > his voice." > > "But, how do you putt?" asks Woods. > > "Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down and call to me with his > head on the ground and again, I just play the ball towards his voice." > > "What's your handicap?" asks Woods. > > "I'm a scratch golfer." answers Stevie. > > Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, "We have to play a round sometime." > > Wonder replies, "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for > money and never less than $10,000 a hole." > > Woods thinks about it and says, "OK.=A0 I'm game for that.=A0 When do you > want to play?" > > Stevie says, "Pick a night." > --part1_fd.4afeb7a.280738e6_boundary Content-Type: text/html; charset="ISO-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable For the golfers and the rest of us...........


Subject:=A0 stevie and tiger


> Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar.=A0 Woods turns to Wonde= r and
> asks, "How's your singing career going?"
>
> Stevie Wonder replies, "Not too bad.=A0 How's the golf?"
>
> Woods replies, "Not too bad.=A0 I've had some problems with my swin= g but I
> think I've got that right now."
>
> Stevie Wonder says, "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I= need
> to stop playing for a while and not think of it.=A0 Then the next t= ime I
> play,
> it seems to be all right."
>
> Tiger Woods asks, "You play golf?'
>
> Stevie Wonder says, "Oh yes, I've been playing for years."
>
> And Woods says, "But you're blind.=A0 How can you play golf if you'= re
> blind?"
>
> Wonder replies, "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairw= ay
> and call to me.=A0 I listen for the sound of his voice and play the= ball
> towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy mo= ves
> towards
> the green or further down the fairway, and again I play the ball to= wards
> his voice."
>
> "But, how do you putt?" asks Woods.
>
> "Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down and call to me wi= th his
> head on the ground and again, I just play the ball towards his voic= e."
>
> "What's your handicap?" asks Woods.
>
> "I'm a scratch golfer." answers Stevie.
>
> Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, "We have to play a round someti= me."
>
> Wonder replies, "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only pl= ay for
> money and never less than $10,000 a hole."
>
> Woods thinks about it and says, "OK.=A0 I'm game for that.=A0 When=20= do you
> want to play?"
>
> Stevie says, "Pick a night."
>
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