Mailing-List: contact pals-help@mlm.funfolks.net; run by ezmlm Delivered-To: mailing list pals@mlm.funfolks.net Received: (qmail 7469 invoked from network); 8 Jan 2002 19:18:07 -0000 Received: from unknown (HELO pt01.futurequest.net) (63.151.147.170) by taz.futurequest.net (63.151.147.100) with SMTP; 08 Jan 2002 19:18:07 -0000 Received: (qmail 3010 invoked by uid 39156); 8 Jan 2002 19:17:57 -0000 Delivered-To: xfunfolks-pals@funfolks.com Received: (qmail 2973 invoked from network); 8 Jan 2002 19:17:56 -0000 Received: from web20208.mail.yahoo.com (216.136.226.63) by pt01.futurequest.net (63.151.147.170) with SMTP; 08 Jan 2002 19:17:56 -0000 Message-ID: <20020108191738.89702.qmail@web20208.mail.yahoo.com> Received: from [38.168.9.2] by web20208.mail.yahoo.com via HTTP; Tue, 08 Jan 2002 11:17:38 PST Date: Tue, 8 Jan 2002 11:17:38 -0800 (PST) From: Jeffrey Shaw Subject: Fwd: new student To: Diane Alves , Bob Bannon , Lisa Bonnet , Andrea Bornschlegel , Mona C , Mark Cairns , LeaAnn Carlisle , Dale Carlson , John Cordero , Shanelle Cotton , Hank Desio , Sue Frixione , Brian Griset , Donita Hayes , louise94115@yahoo.com, Tom Hedtke , Brad Honsberger , Vivienne Hsu , Sunny Huang , Steve Kennedy , Jennifer Lamers , Robert Lampkins , Jeffrey Laroche , Mark LaTondre , joke list , Cindy Liu , Chris Luck , Patrick Mahoney , Phil Maier , Phillip Maier , Josh Margulies , Rick Marquez , Amanda Martin , Mary McKenzie , Diane Misra , Kathryn Mohan , Brian Murphy , Madeleine Murphy , Lynette Pang , hugopatino@aol.com, Nancy Pilotte , Daniel Rama , Lori Reed , Tom Reed , Mike Terry Rein , Sherri Roberson , Kevin Shand , Jeff Shaw , Suzanne Shaw , Karen Smith , Mike Stockman , Carl Taplin , Mara Tongue , Steve VanDorn , Amy Vernetti , Andrea_Yahoo Vernetti , Arun Viswanathan , Vijaya Yalaman , Syed Zamil , David Zehnder MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="0-154953802-1010517458=:87702" --0-154953802-1010517458=:87702 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Disposition: inline Happy New Year, everybody! It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said. "Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"? Again, no response except from Suzuki. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said Suzuki. The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do." She heard a loud whisper: "F*ck the Japs." "Who said that?" she demanded. Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982." At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!" Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little sh*t. If you say anything else, I'll kill you." Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001." The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, Oh sh*t, we're f*cked" and Suzuki said, "The Taliban! 2001" __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Send FREE video emails in Yahoo! Mail! http://promo.yahoo.com/videomail/ --0-154953802-1010517458=:87702 Content-Type: message/rfc822 X-Apparently-To: jeffdshaw@yahoo.com via web20210.mail.yahoo.com; 08 Jan 2002 11:01:30 -0800 (PST) Received: from f86.law7.hotmail.com (EHLO hotmail.com) (216.33.237.86) by mta502.mail.yahoo.com with SMTP; 08 Jan 2002 11:01:30 -0800 (PST) Received: from mail pickup service by hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC; Tue, 8 Jan 2002 11:01:29 -0800 Received: from 38.168.9.2 by lw7fd.law7.hotmail.msn.com with HTTP; Tue, 08 Jan 2002 19:01:29 GMT X-Originating-IP: [38.168.9.2] From: "Jeff Shaw" To: jeffdshaw@yahoo.com Subject: Fwd: FW: new student Date: Tue, 08 Jan 2002 11:01:29 -0800 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed X-OriginalArrivalTime: 08 Jan 2002 19:01:29.0657 (UTC) FILETIME=[E14D0A90:01C19876] Content-Length: 1295 >From: "Eric C. Shaw" >To: "Alexander M. Weyand" , "Jeff Shaw" >, "Stuart Johnston" , "Guy >Campisano" , "Brendan Brady" Brady>, "Scott Baker" >Subject: FW: new student >Date: Tue, 8 Jan 2002 09:42:15 -0800 > > > >-----Original Message----- >From: Sam Darby [mailto:sdarby@INSTILL.COM] >Sent: Monday, January 07, 2002 11:11 AM >To: Home (E-mail) >Subject: new student > > > >>> It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia and a new student > >>> named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth > >>> >grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American >>> >history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?" She saw a sea of > >>> >blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, >>> >1775, " he said. "Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the > >>> >people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"? Again, no >>> >response except from Suzuki. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said Suzuki. The > >>> >teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, who > >>> >is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do." She >>> >heard a loud whisper: "F*ck the Japs." "Who said that?" she demanded. >>> >Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982." At that point, a student >>> >in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glares and asks "All >>> >right! Now, who said that?" Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush to the >>> >Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." Now furious, another student yells, "Oh >>> >yeah? S*ck this!" Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and >>> >shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" Now >>> >with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little sh*t. If you say >>> >anything else, I'll kill you." Suzuki frantically yells at the top of >>> >his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001." The teacher fainted. And > >>> >as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, >>> >Oh sh*t, we're f*cked" and Suzuki said, "The Taliban! 2001" > _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp. --0-154953802-1010517458=:87702--